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Jan. 6th, 2010

ME MYSELF I

10 Brilliant Photo Manipulations

Manipulation (n): 3. Skillful or artful management (Dictionary.com)


Editing and doctoring photographs has been around almost as long as photography itself, but over the years, the practice of digital image manipulation has become much more commonplace and fake photos are becoming harder to detect. Adobe Photoshop’s capability to blend real photos with vibrant colours and images highlighting beautiful details makes it one of the best for this kind of work.

Commonly referred to as ‘Photoshopping’, digital photo manipulation has for sometime become a popular pastime, and many including myself consider this photographic fakery to be a new art form.

Here are 10 impressive examples of Photo manipulated images from  a few exceptionally talented Photoshop artists.

1. Fruit Manipulation

Fruit Manipulation

2. Vertical Turn



3. The Smoke



4. Paper Cut (Monkey Man)



5. Own World




6. Smoke and Ashes



7. Shattered Limbs



8. Water Painting



9. Concept Design



10. Smoke on the Water

Mar. 10th, 2008

ME MYSELF I

Being a Vegetable or a Hacker

I think if I were a vegetable...I would be a turnip.

Na! Not really Turnips, as I understand are dry and wit-less. perhaps a cucumber... Na. Cucumbers are too generic for me. Every guy I know wants to be a cucumber.

No ,If I was a vegitable, I would want to be an overlooked vegitable. Nothing exotic though. I dont think I would grow very well in an exotic climate.

 I bet it would be great to grow by the ocean. But how many veggies grow by the ocean? None, as far as I know!

No...I think I want to be a potato. Potatoes are tubers. whatever that means. Carrots are tubers too. They grow under the ground and they are orange. I wouldn't mind being a carrot, but who in the hell would want to be orange? I think beets are tubers. But no....I think I want to be a potato. Yea. Being a potato would be nice. Unless of course you considered that a worm might possible eat your eyes out.

No, On second thought...I dont want to be a vegitable. I think I will continue to be a fruit... LOL!!!

But seriously, I've always wanted to be a computer hacker, though... I know a few people who are... haven't you heard about Mark Abene(a.k.a Phiber Optik) , Kevin Poulsen or Jonathan James (a.k.a c0mrade). Well i know they are criminal hackers but i want to use the skills for like hacking into BAD GUY system... like Die Hard. I've been watching too many movies... need a break.

* chugs a can of coke

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
 

Ya someone ping flood 127.0.0.1;
He's trying to hack me.... he's the reason Mario always gets the princess XD; LOL

Mar. 8th, 2008

ME MYSELF I

Fast and the furious

I have for a long time thought that man-kind drives entirely too fast. We are the fastest creatures on earth, and unlike other creatures, we dont depend on our own personal body strenGth to propel us in our manic race from here to there.

Even sickly little old ladIES who cant stand up strAight can drive at God aweful speeds. Its a really scary thought, if you just happen to be me.

Most people are not concerned with the speed of sickly little old ladIES, and are just happy to get from here to there in the quickest time possible(without getting a ticket).

Let me just say...If I had my way, the speed limit throughout would be 50KMPH, or perhaps 60KMPH, on days that I am feeling especially Evil Kenevelish [HANG ON, DID'NT THAT GUY DIE??]. WELL, ANYWAYS I know, that is just my own personal fantacy, and personal fantacIES hardly ever come to fruition. [I AM NOT DRUNK........ ALRIGHT!!!! aHAHAHAHA XD; XD; XD;]

Ok so let's be more realistic about this. Let's ask nature what she thinks.... [YES I THINK NATURE IS FEMALE, ELSE WHY WOULD WE CALL IT MOTHER-NATURE.... THATS MY LOGIC :)]

Well, in nature there is this thing called a circle. And a circle, not unlike the equator on a place we call earth, has 360 degrees. Now the equator on earth is approximately 40,114KM in circumferance, and if you dIvide it into degrees, one degree of the equators circumferance comes to about 110KM. So... I think that this is natures way of telling us, that we should not be driving 110KMPH miles per hour.  So would you guys please ...SLOW DOWN!!!!

Surely you can curb your insatiable desire to speed, by 8/10ths of a KM per hour. And besides, at least we dont live on the moon. The moon is 10,920 miles in circumferance and therefore natures speed limit there would be only 30KMph.

I bet there would be a lot less traffic deaths on the moon. And probably a lot more bicycles too. What do you think? Hahaha!! Well yes I had another of my randomness attacks :)

Oct. 12th, 2007

Summer's Getting Colder

In My Dreams

 One of the curious things about my dreams is that sometimes I read in them....And sometimes on the edge of wakefullness I will notice that I am reading, and wonder what I am reading about. So I will peer over my own shoulder and see the words, but as I try to make out those words, they disapear into the page.

 This should be an easy thing to figure out. Since the book is a creation of my mind. The words must be too. But books arn't written in a vacuum. There has to be thoughts acting to form those words. And if my thoughts are already acting reading the words not yet written, it cannot very well create the words that I am reading.

So it seems to me that when I read in my dreams, I do it in third person. I only percieve that I am reading because I am stareing intently at the page of a book. And if I percieve that it is a good book that I am reading, it is only because I enjoy the pleasure of reading a good book.

The whole fantastic things about dreams is...A person doesn't have to read books that he/she doesn't enjoy. If in ones dream, a book seems boreing, a person can always put it down and channel surf imaginary TV.

Hey...Since this is a dream, I wonder how the remote works... I mean...There arn't any batterys in it. Oh, but nevermind, I forgot...My dreams don't get cable.

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Here's a FACT When birds fly in the right formation, they need exert only half the energy------------ even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness...

Anyhoo, I was listening to some RAP and had a visit from one of my Alter Ego again... and the small talk went somewhat like this

<Mr.EGO> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<Me> rapc?
<Mr.EGO> ...
<Mr.EGO> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<Me> oic
<Mr.Ego> Though you could also say it's missing an 'e'
<ME> wtf is erap?
* Mr.EGO bangs his head repeatedly against a wall.... Ahahahahaha!!!

Aug. 31st, 2007

ME

"Element of Surprise"

The atomic symbol for Protactinium is "Pa". What a stupid symbol for Protactinium! I dont know about you, but whenever I see the letters "Pa".I automatically think about Protactinium...Yea, right.

Actually, symbols for the atomic elements usually make better sence. I mean...If I were going to pick an atomic symbol for protactinium, the most obvious choice would be "P" or "Pr" But "Pa"?....Give me a break!

There are a lot of elements(14 to be exact) that have atomic symbols represented by a single letter of the alphabet. But since there are 26 letters in the alphabet, 12 of the letters represent absolutely nothing on the periodic table of elements. In the following list are the 12 letters that have been banned from the periodic table.


A-D-E-G-J-L-M-Q-R-T-X-Z

I cant really tell you why the periodic table discriminates against these particular letters. But it does, and as unfair as that seems...Discrimination is totally acceptible in the world of inanimant objects. And while letters like "H"(hydrogen) "B"(Boron),and "O"(Oxygen) can call the Periodic table home, other letters such as "G"(Nothing)and"E"(Nothing) are forever banned,and can only roam the outskirts of Chemical greatness. Feel sorry for these guys...

Anyways,

Was reading some of the other journal entries----man there are what appear to be alot of idiot predators on this site---you hear about it in the news but never really believe it until you see it for yourself----well actually, seeing is not believing..seeing is knowing, and knowing is something else entirely

Anyway..its simply amazing...

Aug. 24th, 2007

ME MYSELF I

CHARTS / MICROSOFT

We all have problems with computers. Many of us can safely say we hate them. Here’s a list Microsoft should consider using as error messages.

  • I’m running out of memory. Delete all your porn or I’ll tell your wife!
  • Bill Gates is a good looking guy!
  • I crashed and you ARE F*CKED!
  • This internet connection is slow. I usually have e-sex with Ms. Dos in quicker time.
  • If this monitor was a mirror, good chance you’ll have a heart attack!
  • This program is about to explode. You should evacuate from this computer immediately!
  • This picture contains nudity. It’s recommended you be accompanied by your mom.
  • This program has crashed. Your insurance is going up!
  • Message By Windows: I’m operating slow today because I’m getting it on with Linux. After our e-sexual moment ends, I’ll inform you.
  • Message By Windows: I am now done. All processor speed is restored. I may have gotten Linux e-pregnant!
  • I feel lonely. Please enter any 10 digit number and I will dial it. WARNING – Long distance charges may apply!
  • A spammer informed me it wants your credit card number. Please insert it now!
  • I’m the coolest computer you own!

:: Ok here's WEEKLY MUSIC CHARTS  For week 13-19 AUG::

TOP 10 ARTISTS THIS WEEK



TOP 10 TRACKS THIS WEEK



Aug. 17th, 2007

ME MYSELF I

Lets see if I remember.....

What do years mean, especially if your apartment is rent controlled....Love--is love everything?----I guess its important to your health...but is health everything?  I mean consider money vs. health?  is it better to have money or health.  Or both---maybe money ---I mean you can't go into a grocery shop and say "look at my great new tan" or  say "I never get colds" and expect them to hand you some bread or cheese...

Money is important if for only financial reasons--Consider the story of the grasshopper and the ant---I mean all summer long the ant worked while the grasshopper played----in the winter the grasshopper was starving to death and the ant complained of chest pains---Ok I forgot where this was going except to say that life is hard for insects---and don't think that mice are having any fun either......

OKAY, ON A FUNNY NOTE CHK OUT THIS LOTR ORGY



Aug. 13th, 2007

ME MYSELF I

THE BLOWN OUT LIGHT BLUB

!!THE BLOWN OUT LIGHT BLUB!!

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thhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!


~~ BuGGcHaseR'z MUSIC CHARTS~~


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Weekly Top 10 Tracks for this week :: --
 


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Aug. 9th, 2007

ME MYSELF I

Creepy Crawly

There was some creepy guy dressed up like a clown outside Southern Cross today trying to lure people into the crawlspace.

REMEMBER what MOM once said: DON'T ACCEPT CANDY WITH RAZOR BLADES IN IT FROM STRANGERS WHO WANT YOU TO FOLLOW THEM INTO A CRAWLSPACE.


!!And ending the day with something funny!!

Here is HARRY POTTER -- SOUTHPARK STYLE



Aug. 7th, 2007

ME MYSELF I

!! Movies !!


Recent  addition to ma Collection. Bringing it to a total of 609!!!

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